"With a wife and three daughters, who can wait to use the bathroom. I go outside with the dog every morning."
Contributed by our friend, and fellow MtP follower; Lance D.
Monday, March 23, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
I'm a little guy...
...I only got a 10-acre farm.
...my daughters have horses...but THEY had better take care of them...
...I got folks that work for me, hard.
...I got a wife that loves me, but won't marry me. But that's ok.
...I have a degree in Architecture, and love plumbing!
...life's good, and there ain't nothin' wrong with it that can't be fixed.
...my daughters have horses...but THEY had better take care of them...
...I got folks that work for me, hard.
...I got a wife that loves me, but won't marry me. But that's ok.
...I have a degree in Architecture, and love plumbing!
...life's good, and there ain't nothin' wrong with it that can't be fixed.
On Cow Tipping...
Its not the tipping of the Cow that's fun.
There ain't nothing fun about tipping the Cow.
Its the fact that you better get out of there real quick,
'Cause, neither you or the cow are prepared for what happens next!
The cow's got no idea what the heck's happened,
and its gonna look to do what ever it has to set things right
that includes thrashing you!
Gets your blood pumping...sure does.
There ain't nothing fun about tipping the Cow.
Its the fact that you better get out of there real quick,
'Cause, neither you or the cow are prepared for what happens next!
The cow's got no idea what the heck's happened,
and its gonna look to do what ever it has to set things right
that includes thrashing you!
Gets your blood pumping...sure does.
Cows in a Zoo...
"What!? You have Cows in a Zoo!?"
"What kind of crazy place is that!?"
"You have Chickens and Pigs in the Zoo Too!?"
- Thoughtful pause -
"That's just plain insane."
"What kind of crazy place is that!?"
"You have Chickens and Pigs in the Zoo Too!?"
- Thoughtful pause -
"That's just plain insane."
The speed of a bullet...
If you can run faster than 2,600 feet per second...
...you can date my daughter.
Heck! I'll even give you a 100 yard head start!
...you can date my daughter.
Heck! I'll even give you a 100 yard head start!
I can kill a deer...
I can kill and gut a deer...
And that poor beast ain't done nothin to me...
...now just what do you think I would do...
...to someone that tries to hurt my family.
And that poor beast ain't done nothin to me...
...now just what do you think I would do...
...to someone that tries to hurt my family.
Hot is on the Left...
Hot is on the Left,
and Cold is on the Right
Shit rolls down-hill
and Friday's Pay-day.
- Mike the Plumber
and Cold is on the Right
Shit rolls down-hill
and Friday's Pay-day.
- Mike the Plumber
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